The Man and the Genie

A man was walking down the beach and he came across a magic lantern.

The man picked up the latern and a genie popped out. The man was thrilled, "WOOHOO! I have a genie and I get three wishes!"

The genie said, "Yes, that is true, but I am a different kind of Genie, I cater the wishes to the wishee...in your case, everything you wish for your ex-wife gets double."

The man was furious, "Are you serious, that woman took me for everything in the divorce?! I can't stand her!"

The Genie said, "Well, do you want the wishes or not?"

The man said, "Yes, I do...well Genie, for my first wish, I want a Rolls Royce Silver Spur."

Boom! A beautiful Rolls Royce appears and out steps a driver.

The Genie snapped his fingers twice and said, "You know what just happened right? Your ex-wife just got two."

The man couldn't believe it, but he said, "Fine, Genie, for my second wish, I want a billion dollars (it used to be a million but then Obama came into office, so I had to increase it for practical purposes.:D)."

Boom! The trunk of the Rolls Royce pops open and money is pouring out of it.

The Genie snapped his fingers twice and said, "You know what just happened right? Your ex-wife just got 2 Billion dollars."

The man is simply furious, he sits on the beach, the sun rises, the sun sets, the sun rises, the sun sets, then after two days, the man goes to the Genie and says, "Genie, for my third and final wish, I WANT YOU TO BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH."